This limerick is **SO**FILTHY** that it would offend you.  So I'll put
     ,,,       "di-dah" for the filthy words:
    (o o)      
ooO--(_)--Ooo- 	Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah,
	Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah;
		di-dah di-dah di-dah?
		Di-dah di-dah di-dah.
	Di-dah di-dah, di-dah di-fuck.